You're Not Old, You're Just...Vinatge

🕶️ You’re Not Old, You’re Just… Vintage
Classic. Iconic. Aged to perfection.

This card is perfect for the birthday legend who’s not getting older—just gaining street cred (and maybe a few laugh lines). With just the right mix of sass and style, it’s a fun way to remind them that timeless > trendy.

Perfect for:
🍷 Milestone birthdays with flair
📻 Friends who appreciate a good throwback
💌 Anyone who wears their age like a badge of honor

Product Description:

• Size: 5x7", Folded Card
• Inside Message: "and clearly worth a lot more. Happy Birthday."
• Gloss Finish
• Include Kraft envelope to post yourself
• No antique jokes… okay, maybe just one

Send it with pride—because vintage never goes out of style.