Still Expensive to Maintain – Funny Birthday Card for Her

Some things appreciate with age.

She's older.

She's wiser.

And she's definitely not getting any cheaper.

Still Expensive to Maintain is the perfect birthday card for the woman who owns her fabulousness without apology. Whether it's luxury skincare, weekend brunches, online shopping or simply refusing to settle for less, this cheeky birthday card celebrates the friend who knows her worth—and isn't about to start discounting herself now.

Because confidence has never been on sale.

Made for the birthday queen

Whether you're celebrating your best friend, sister, wife, girlfriend, cousin or colleague, this playful birthday card is guaranteed to make her laugh.

Stylish, witty and full of personality, it's perfect for women who appreciate great humour, glamorous living and a little well-deserved birthday attention.

Why They'll Love It

• Funny, confident birthday humour with a stylish twist
• Perfect for best friends, sisters, wives, girlfriends and colleagues
• A playful card for women who know their worth
  
• A keepsake they'll proudly display long after the birthday celebrations are over

Product Details

• Premium 5 × 7 inch folded greeting card
• Professionally printed on high-quality cardstock
  
• Includes a premium kraft envelope
• Carefully packaged to arrive in excellent condition
• Designed in the UK by Mellow Melon
• Free UK delivery
• International shipping available

Why Choose Mellow Melon?

At Mellow Melon, we believe the best cards make people laugh because they recognise themselves in them. Our designs celebrate life's personalities, friendships and unforgettable moments with humour, creativity and heart—turning every birthday into something worth remembering.