Still Expensive to Maintain – Funny Birthday Card

Still expensive to maintain 💅🎂

Because some things only get more valuable with age.

This funny birthday greeting card is perfect for the friend, sister, cousin, wife, or bestie who knows she’s premium—and isn’t apologising for it. Stylish, cheeky, and full of personality, this card celebrates birthdays with humour, confidence, and just the right amount of sass.

Perfect for the one who deserves luxury, laughs, and maybe a little extra birthday attention.

Because ageing gracefully is one thing… staying fabulous is a full-time investment.

Designed with signature Mellow Melon charm—playful, bold, and unforgettable.

💛 Perfect For

• Best friend birthday cards
• Sister birthday gifts
• Wife / girlfriend birthday cards
• Funny birthday gifts for her
• Glamorous queens with expensive taste 😄

📦 Product Details

• Premium quality printed greeting card
• Size: 5x7"
• Blank inside for your own message
• Includes envelope

🎨 Why You'll Love It

• Funny and stylish birthday humour
• Perfect for women who love sass + sparkle
• Elegant design with playful personality
• Ideal for besties, sisters & birthday queens
• Designed with love by Mellow Melon