Another Year Older And Still Not Famous? Rude. Blame The Universe Birthday Card

🌟 Another Year Older and Still Not Famous? Rude.
Honestly… blame the universe. You were ready for the spotlight.

This birthday card is for the star who’s been waiting for their big break—or at least a little recognition for being fabulous. Bold, cheeky, and slightly dramatic (just like them), it’s the perfect way to say “Happy Birthday” with a wink.

Perfect for:
🎤 Drama queens, TikTok icons-in-the-making
🎉 Friends with big dreams and even bigger personalities
💌 Birthdays with a side of sarcasm

Product Description:

• Card Size: 7x5"
• Printed on Gloss Finish
• Includes Kraft envelope to post it yourself
• Fame not guaranteed, but laughs are

Send it. Slay it. And remind them: their viral moment is coming.