{"product_id":"youre-not-old-youre-just-vintage-funny-birthday-card","title":"You're Not Old, You're Just Vintage – Funny Birthday Card","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\" data-end=\"1150\" data-start=\"1116\" data-section-id=\"jcy7j\"\u003eLike a fine wine… only funnier.\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1190\" data-start=\"1152\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eGrowing older isn't something to hide.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1220\" data-start=\"1192\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eIt's something to celebrate.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1235\" data-start=\"1222\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eMore stories.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1251\" data-start=\"1237\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eMore memories.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1319\" data-start=\"1253\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eMore reasons to laugh at the people who still think they're young.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1539\" data-start=\"1321\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"1360\" data-start=\"1321\"\u003eYou're Not Old, You're Just Vintage\u003c\/strong\u003e is the perfect birthday card for someone who wears their years with pride. Packed with playful humour and timeless charm, it's a fun reminder that classics never go out of style.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1578\" data-start=\"1541\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eBecause vintage is always worth more.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-end=\"1613\" data-start=\"1585\" data-section-id=\"lxa6ig\"\u003eMade for birthday legends\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1821\" data-start=\"1615\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eWhether they're celebrating a milestone birthday or simply another fabulous year, this card is perfect for friends, parents, siblings, colleagues or anyone who appreciates a clever joke about getting older.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1872\" data-start=\"1823\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eIdeal for birthdays where laughter is guaranteed.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhy They'll Love It\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-end=\"2170\" data-start=\"1903\"\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\" data-end=\"1953\" data-start=\"1903\" data-section-id=\"ph0jr1\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eFunny birthday card with a timeless vintage joke\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\" data-end=\"2013\" data-start=\"1954\" data-section-id=\"1xkku7l\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003ePerfect for milestone birthdays and classic personalities\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\" data-end=\"2064\" data-start=\"2014\" data-section-id=\"lmif49\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eGreat for friends, family members and colleagues\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\" data-end=\"2122\" data-start=\"2065\" data-section-id=\"1t8lapf\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eBlank inside for your own personalised birthday message\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\" data-end=\"2170\" data-start=\"2123\" data-section-id=\"cvzj8l\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eA keepsake that's guaranteed to raise a smile\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-end=\"2195\" data-start=\"2177\" data-section-id=\"189qedo\"\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-end=\"2637\" data-start=\"2197\"\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\" data-end=\"2238\" data-start=\"2197\" data-section-id=\"19xktof\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003ePremium 5 × 7 inch folded greeting card\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\" data-end=\"2292\" data-start=\"2239\" data-section-id=\"iu5eko\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eProfessionally printed on premium-quality cardstock\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\" data-end=\"2345\" data-start=\"2293\" data-section-id=\"1xe0ukj\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eGloss finish for vibrant colour and a premium feel\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\" data-end=\"2418\" data-start=\"2346\" data-section-id=\"apo574\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eInside message: \u003cstrong data-end=\"2418\" data-start=\"2364\"\u003e\"...and clearly worth a lot more. 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