{"product_id":"youre-nacho-average-genius-funny-congratulations-card","title":"You're Nacho Average Genius – Funny Congratulations Greeting Card","description":"\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"1rl24n7\" data-start=\"1000\" data-end=\"1045\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eTurns out... they're pretty nacho average.\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1047\" data-end=\"1060\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eThey studied.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1062\" data-end=\"1079\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eThey worked hard.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1081\" data-end=\"1097\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eThey kept going.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1099\" data-end=\"1137\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eAnd now they've absolutely smashed it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1139\" data-end=\"1471\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1139\" data-end=\"1170\"\u003eYou're Nacho Average Genius\u003c\/strong\u003e is a fun congratulations greeting card featuring a playful nacho-inspired pun that's perfect for celebrating someone who's achieved something amazing. 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