{"product_id":"still-expensive-to-maintain-funny-birthday-card-for-her","title":"Still Expensive to Maintain – Funny Birthday Card for Her","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\" data-end=\"791\" data-start=\"756\" data-section-id=\"7nsgjh\"\u003eSome things appreciate with age.\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"805\" data-start=\"793\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eShe's older.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"819\" data-start=\"807\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eShe's wiser.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"866\" data-start=\"821\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eAnd she's definitely not getting any cheaper.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1206\" data-start=\"868\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eStill Expensive to Maintain \u003c\/em\u003eis the perfect birthday card for the woman who owns her fabulousness without apology. Whether it's luxury skincare, weekend brunches, online shopping or simply refusing to settle for less, this cheeky birthday card celebrates the friend who knows her worth—and isn't about to start discounting herself now.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1250\" data-start=\"1208\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eBecause confidence has never been on sale.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-end=\"1287\" data-start=\"1257\" data-section-id=\"141y5nd\"\u003eMade for the birthday queen\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1440\" data-start=\"1289\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eWhether you're celebrating your best friend, sister, wife, girlfriend, cousin or colleague, this playful birthday card is guaranteed to make her laugh.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1597\" data-start=\"1442\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eStylish, witty and full of personality, it's perfect for women who appreciate great humour, glamorous living and a little well-deserved birthday attention.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-end=\"1626\" data-start=\"1604\" data-section-id=\"q9cp0p\"\u003eWhy They'll Love It\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-end=\"1953\" data-start=\"1628\"\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\" data-end=\"1683\" data-start=\"1628\" data-section-id=\"cqrw7r\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eFunny, confident birthday humour with a stylish twist\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\" data-end=\"1754\" data-start=\"1684\" data-section-id=\"1os8yik\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003ePerfect for best friends, sisters, wives, girlfriends and colleagues\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\" data-end=\"1802\" data-start=\"1755\" data-section-id=\"q6784a\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eA playful card for women who know their worth\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\" data-end=\"1953\" data-start=\"1871\" data-section-id=\"115ugpp\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eA keepsake they'll proudly display long after the birthday celebrations are over\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-end=\"1978\" data-start=\"1960\" data-section-id=\"189qedo\"\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-end=\"2340\" data-start=\"1980\"\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\" data-end=\"2021\" data-start=\"1980\" data-section-id=\"19xktof\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003ePremium 5 × 7 inch folded greeting card\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\" data-end=\"2072\" data-start=\"2022\" data-section-id=\"xcnvzx\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eProfessionally printed on high-quality cardstock\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\" data-end=\"2157\" data-start=\"2122\" data-section-id=\"l3ym61\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eIncludes a premium kraft envelope\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\" data-end=\"2211\" data-start=\"2158\" data-section-id=\"170pg55\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eCarefully packaged to arrive in excellent condition\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\" data-end=\"2248\" data-start=\"2212\" data-section-id=\"1i1l1at\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eDesigned in the UK by Mellow Melon\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\" data-end=\"2267\" data-start=\"2249\" data-section-id=\"sc8fz2\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eFree UK delivery\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"2340\" data-start=\"2268\" data-section-id=\"4qc5yc\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eInternational shipping available\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan data-state=\"closed\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-end=\"2374\" data-start=\"2347\" data-section-id=\"1174bec\"\u003eWhy Choose Mellow Melon?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"2652\" data-start=\"2376\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eAt Mellow Melon, we believe the best cards make people laugh because they recognise themselves in them. 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