{"product_id":"happy-birthday-still-single-impressive-funny-birthday-card","title":"Happy Birthday, Still Single? Impressive – Funny Birthday Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eA savage little birthday card for the friend who’s still dodging love stories\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"428\" data-end=\"475\"\u003eHappy Birthday… still single? Impressive \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"477\" data-end=\"535\"\u003eSome birthdays come with cake. Others come with questions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"537\" data-end=\"780\"\u003eThis funny birthday greeting card is perfect for that best friend, sibling, cousin, or colleague who can handle a little playful roasting. Bold, cheeky, and full of desi humour, it’s the ideal card for birthdays where sarcasm is the real gift.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"782\" data-end=\"886\"\u003ePerfect for the permanently single, the happily unavailable, or the one everyone keeps trying to set up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"888\" data-end=\"952\"\u003eBecause friendship means never missing the chance to tease them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-section-id=\"iocfns\" data-start=\"959\" data-end=\"979\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e💛 \u003cstrong data-start=\"964\" data-end=\"979\"\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"981\" data-end=\"1090\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1wzisl0\" data-start=\"981\" data-end=\"1005\"\u003eFunny birthday gifts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"o5k4eh\" data-start=\"1006\" data-end=\"1022\"\u003eBest friends\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"133rrhz\" data-start=\"1023\" data-end=\"1045\"\u003eSiblings \u0026amp; cousins\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1lul0ae\" data-start=\"1046\" data-end=\"1090\"\u003eSingle friends with a sense of humour \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-section-id=\"1cbesz8\" data-start=\"1097\" data-end=\"1121\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e📦 \u003cstrong data-start=\"1102\" data-end=\"1121\"\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"1123\" data-end=\"1158\"\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1182\" data-end=\"1306\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"168z01n\" data-start=\"1182\" data-end=\"1223\"\u003ePremium quality printed greeting card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"kjdv17\" data-start=\"1224\" data-end=\"1241\"\u003eSize: 7x5\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"7o68o7\" data-start=\"1242\" data-end=\"1284\"\u003eGloss Finish\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1g8jrs9\" data-start=\"1285\" data-end=\"1306\"\u003eIncludes blank kraft envelope for posting yourself\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-section-id=\"sxxev7\" data-start=\"1636\" data-end=\"1663\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e🎨 \u003cstrong data-start=\"1641\" data-end=\"1663\"\u003eWhy You'll Love It\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1665\" data-end=\"1802\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1wvsj48\" data-start=\"1665\" data-end=\"1698\"\u003eFunny, savage birthday humour\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"i9k8bw\" data-start=\"1699\" data-end=\"1733\"\u003ePerfect for friendship gifting\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"pa9gjq\" data-start=\"1734\" data-end=\"1763\"\u003eBold and memorable design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1kyc6ef\" data-start=\"1764\" data-end=\"1802\"\u003eDesigned with love by Mellow Melon\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Mellow Melon","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54446011416899,"sku":"GLOBAL-GRE-GLOS-7X5-BLA","price":5.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0941\/3823\/7251\/files\/Happybirthdaystillsingle.png?v=1777469262","url":"https:\/\/mellowmelon.co.uk\/products\/happy-birthday-still-single-impressive-funny-birthday-card","provider":"Mellow Melon","version":"1.0","type":"link"}