{"product_id":"another-year-older-still-not-famous-funny-birthday-card","title":"Another Year Older and Still Not Famous – Funny Birthday Card","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\" data-end=\"1013\" data-start=\"947\" data-section-id=\"16td1mi\"\u003eAnother birthday. Still waiting for your main character moment.\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1047\" data-start=\"1015\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eYou celebrated another birthday.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1075\" data-start=\"1049\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eYou survived another year.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1102\" data-start=\"1077\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eYou gained more wisdom...\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1144\" data-start=\"1104\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eBut somehow you're \u003cstrong data-end=\"1143\" data-start=\"1123\"\u003estill not famous\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1155\" data-start=\"1146\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eHonestly?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1196\" data-start=\"1157\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eThat feels like the universe's problem.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1519\" data-start=\"1198\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"1241\" data-start=\"1198\"\u003eAnother Year Older and Still Not Famous\u003c\/strong\u003e is the perfect birthday card for anyone with a brilliant sense of humour and just the right amount of sarcasm. 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